I believe this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.

I couldn't comprehend here what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe that just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Like, for real
• I'm going to have to write this down

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?